why hadn’t i thought of this before thanks lamestream media
i wanted to take some very trendy photographs using my very high-powered camera. turns out its actually my moms camera and she took it to put in her car incase she had an emergency pretty thing she had to take a photo of. i feel like her and most females on tumblr would bond over this.
dude microwaves. that shits nuts. you put it in. then little fuckin rays shoot into your food and giggle all the atoms around! wtf. i wish i could do that to ladies. “feelings! i have so many!” *lazor beamz* problem solved. now you only have one feeling and it is mushy.
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ytslash4boys: Hayley G Hoover wanted to be fucked. Hard and loud. She was with her friend Kayley in the park, and the two were catching up on all the things that mattered; boys, shoes, everything awesome and hair. “have you seen the new Harry potter film?” said Kayley. “it’s the best one yet!” “I can’t…
i hate fuckin teachers that i can out think. WTf. how are you going to teach me anything if you can spell reasonable. you should be put in jail for fraud i also hate dumb people. why you no solve own problems. why you no have people skills. if im not talking to you. there is most likely a reason. fool
here. i just fucking took a deep breath. it fucking studdered for a second. kinda pissed me off cus in reality this wont effect me all that much. and im willing to belive the studdere came form a chest cavity that was under stress, cus im crouched over my computer. here is a poem an ex girlfriend wrote to me it is a wee bit graphic Selena’s note The rush of blood into my left atrium through my...
Fuck. fucking fuck. thats all anyone does. fucking fuck. all day. the poorest do it. the richest do it. everyone does it. hell. i’ve even done it once or twice. the people who are starving to death fuck. everyone fucks. the people who can feed generatons from them fuck. rabbits fuck. dogs fuck. children fuck. adults fuck. blacks fuck. whites fuck. latinos fuck. asians fuck. fuck fuck fuck....
Shit has gone poorly. I’m agitated and willing to fight. Shit’s gone really poorly. i have a big fucking weekend and shit has gone very poorly. How am I to expect that shit won’t go as poorly as it has gone already. shit. im fucking wired on goddamn mountain dew and pent up male hormones. one was dropped because two was more important. three fell by his own accord. two being a...
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