How i get into my girl’s head
i don’t deserve credit for this one “Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps, I stand before you and sit behind you to tell you something I know nothing about! Admission is free, you must pay at the door; So pull up a chair and sit on the floor. The show is over, but before you go, let me tell you a story I don’t really know : One bright day, in the middle of the night two...
” we are what we pretend to be so we must be careful about what we pretend to be”
” the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands and the rest of you can rattle your jewelry”
clothes make the man
naked people have little or no influenced on society mark twain major quoting streak note:Most of these are from memory excuse the errors
oh voltaie y u so silly
Voltaire (1694-1778) “This is no time to make new enemies.” (Asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan)
sometimes you make me violently sick
yeah i smiled dosen’t mean its chill also and so it goes its a vonnegut reference for those of you cool enough to have read slaughter house five
a post about my feelings
defranco: If underage girls were gold, Tumblr would be Fort Knox.
flightofthecoco: Jemaine’s character in...