Let's get an actual number
dicksantorum-2012: I want to get an actual number of how many people who come into contact with my blog here don’t support Santorum, support him, are undecided, or just don’t care. I am crossing my fingers, and hoping on my last shred of faith in humanity, that it’s a strong negative. I’m expecting negative, so yeah. xD Let’s see what you’ve got, Tumblr! http://poll.pollcode.com/4br8
pambeeskneesley: one time in the 7th grade i brought this curling iron to school and the boys from my class saw it and they thought it was a dildo or something and my nickname became japanese butt torture and everytime i see them they never let me forget this no matter how many times i try to explain that this is a curling iron
patrickharris: •the wombats •the drums •sleigh bells •bon iver
quicksummary: A loser delivery boy gets frozen in the year 2000 only to wake up in the year 3000 and still be a loser delivery boy. But this time he’s got an alcoholic robot friend.
If you don't reblog this, you're heartless.
This man was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
cosmo tip #210
expertcosmotips: insist on seeing the lorax every day until it leaves theaters and call him “oncie” in sexual situations from then on in. this will probably turn him on in some way.
I Ain't Got Time to Read That: The Lorax →
quicksummary: book: The Once-ler tells a young boy the story of how he mindlessly chopped down all the Truffula trees and destroyed the environment. He is filled with regret and sorrow at the way he treated the Lorax, a being who acted as a voice for the animals and trees. He gives the boy the last Truffula…