spongebobnopants: i use ♡ instead of ♥ because it’s hollow and empty just like my actual heart
me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
watsin: got caught giving john a blowjob by my dad all my laughs you know what you listen to cheech and chong fucker so WHATEVER Yo-lo
godheadcomplex: the year is 2052. identifying as a heterosexual cisgendered white male is now a federal offense punishable by death. we did it, little social justice bloggers. we did it
ilbis: ladies call me FLCL because they’re like “wow that was really short but I enjoyed it more than I thought I would”
pantsareunwelcome: that kid who volunteers to read aloud and is practically illiterate
michelleeele: panurricane: blizooka: ...
onewingedmoth: If you don’t skate just watch the beginning.
One Direction (band)
quicksummary: Bringing back the age-old boyband question, “Which one of them is gay?” and answering it with, “all of them.”
Feds bust suspected Ecstasy drug network centered... →
establishing: nightbusriddim: Twenty-five individuals, many of them rappers associated with one of the Bay Area’s largest entertainment labels known as “Thizz Entertainment,” have been arrested as part of a major nationwide drug trafficking ring focused on Ecstasy, according to a federal prosecutor. :|
richwhitelesbian: shavingryansprivates: derping-around: shavingryansprivates: “real men like curves” whispered the 350 pound girl as she devoured an entire carton of triple fudge ice cream I don’t find this funny in the slightest. well then congratulations you don’t have a sense of humor maybe you’re bad at executing jokes