May 2012
193 posts
April 2012
207 posts
spongebobnopants:
i use ♡ instead of ♥ because it’s hollow and empty just like my actual heart
me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
watsin:
got caught giving john a blowjob by my dad
all my laughs
you know what you listen to cheech and chong fucker so WHATEVER
Yo-lo
godheadcomplex:
the year is 2052. identifying as a heterosexual cisgendered white male is now a federal offense punishable by death. we did it, little social justice bloggers. we did it
ilbis:
ladies call me FLCL because they’re like “wow that was really short but I enjoyed it more than I thought I would”
pantsareunwelcome:
that kid who volunteers to read aloud and is practically illiterate
michelleeele:
panurricane:
blizooka:
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Watchonewingedmoth:
If you don’t skate just watch the beginning.
One Direction (band)
quicksummary:
Bringing back the age-old boyband question, “Which one of them is gay?” and answering it with, “all of them.”
Feds bust suspected Ecstasy drug network centered... →
establishing:
nightbusriddim:
Twenty-five individuals, many of them rappers associated with one of the Bay Area’s largest entertainment labels known as “Thizz Entertainment,” have been arrested as part of a major nationwide drug trafficking ring focused on Ecstasy, according to a federal prosecutor.
:|
richwhitelesbian:
shavingryansprivates:
derping-around:
shavingryansprivates:
“real men like curves” whispered the 350 pound girl as she devoured an entire carton of triple fudge ice cream
I don’t find this funny in the slightest.
well then congratulations you don’t have a sense of humor
maybe you’re bad at executing jokes
