June 2012
49 posts
May 2012
193 posts
vgly:
dumbfuckery:
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
omg
geez you jerk give it back
g
lyannas:
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ACCURACY
Women don't have to:
gypsiez:
be thin
have a vagina
give birth
cook for you
have long hair
wear makeup
have sex with you
be feminine
be graceful
shave
be white
diet
be fashionable
wear pink
love men
be the media’s idea of perfection
listen to your bullshit
the only real problem I have with this is the vagina bit
thats kinda what makes you female
ta da
onewingedmoth:
Why do people still like the great gatsby after high school. wait why do people like great gatsby at all.
that book gave me aids and cancer.
i feel you man
but the preveiw reminded me so much of inception
i guess i’ll watch it
cosmo tip #249
expertcosmotips:
when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.
Anonymous asked: don't tell anyone about tumblrtasks(.)com but i made $400 this week on it lol
The Jeff Dunham Show
quicksummary:
A ventriloquist takes half an hour to tell a gay joke. And not a very funny one, either.
nosdrinker:
“why am I still a virgin” he sighs to himself while taking off his guy fawkes mask and fedora after a long day of trolling
illusensquest replied to your post: NOTES
and that’s how the world works
THIS WILL BECOME A DAILY THING
NOTES
i bet i can just get notes by putting up pictures of my girlfriend looking like a boy
WHAT TIME IS IT WHERE YOU ARE?
karkatastrophic:
oncelerswaifu:
ch4sh:
hot-yaois-with-john-and-dave:
bandwagonfullofeevees:
iamartemisday:
10:33
11:31.
11:34 heheeurege
12:34
12:38
10:07
22:30 fuck you I use a 24 hour clock
Watchnintendoggystyle:
fdfsfhgomg
Baby You can water my plants anytime
ほっといて!: If my boyfriend was here, we’d play... →
milkcum:
If my boyfriend was here, we’d play pokemon naked then watch cartoons and wrestle, then we’d cook something like noodles and bacon for a snack, then spoon in my bed for a while. We’d wake up sleepily and kiss for a little bit, before running a hot bubble bath for us both to get into and splash…
THAT IS QUITE A LEAD UP. THATS LIKE TWO DAYS OF FOREPLAY
Watchthats my response when the printer stops working too
WARNING EMMA WATSON NSFW →
illusensquest replied to your photoset: flowers
GAYAGAGAYAGYAGAGYAGYGAY
colleen is a bully
